Uh, the file's name is "SOS Lineup". Sauce. Get it?
I might be jinxing myself by putting this here, seeing as how... any time I put a wip online, I never end up finishing it. BUT IT'S VERY CHARACTER-BASED and I want it here so I have an excuse to blab more. Also I'm tired of working on it now. Also I have also never made such progress on a lineup before so. CB
Anyway, main characters. Er. If Ishmael counts as a main character then Shaun might as well but I like Iggy a lot more than Shaun. So.

Holy shit they're all short. Left to right:
Ishmael: "Lackey". He's Jin's right-hand-bro and also occasionally they make out. He's twenty-three and five foot even (yes, he knows) and also eats people. He steals super powers by... eating pieces of people... although he usually just eats whatever dead bodies he can get a hold of which means they're ususally not super and he usually gets near-sightedness or irritability or something. Also he once ate his dad and this gave him super strength. \o/ He's intelligent, meaning he memorized the periodic table of elements and speaks four or so languages, and he's dumb, meaning he's been known to get into cars with strangers and not notice when people want to kill each other. He's the plan guy, not the idea guy.
Tee: "Asshole sidekick". Wanders around with Elli and Pippin helping them out sometimes but usually just sitting around whining or making fun of them. He's six foot and nineteen or so. He's blind but also sees the future, and is very very good at it. He can pretty much see whatever he wants, if he focuses right, although his future is based on choices and is very very changeable and not concrete at all. He's lazy and irritable and unfriendly, but he can be helpful and occasionally even give a shit. He's seen the end of the world four times.
Elli: "Hero". Drops out of high school to try and bring down terrorists with Pippin and Tee. He's sixteen and five nine and has a very noobish control of electricity. He has a pocket knife on a length of wire that he flings around to zap with. He's awkward and shy and has some self-esteem issues, but under all this he's actually quite a stubborn idealist. He's a closet pokemon fanatic.
Constantine: "Villain". An angry psychopathic pyromanic preteen. He's four ten or so and twelve or thirteen. He can light shit on fire with his fucking mind, which is filled with rage and he is slightly out of. He was kidnapped and "raised" quite poorly, by the way, which is the reasoning behind his unhappiness and interest in lighting people on fire. He was born in Quebec.
Pippin: "Loving sidekick". Elli's super duper bff and hater of Tee, third part of the main trio. Is five foot two and eighteen and super strong. Had a goofy mother who "trained" her to save the world since she was little. This means she is quite prepared to kick any villain ass that comes her way, although she tends to kick ass first and ask questions later, which nearly gets Elli killed before they become bffs. She's friendly and silly. Is a lesbian, was a cheerleader.
Jin: "Anti-hero". Terrorist leader and mega idealist like woah. She's five seven and is twenty five, I think. She heals quickly and from pretty much anything, which makes her rather tough to kill which has come in VERY handy. She's pretty single-minded and very good at convincing people to her side. She DID group pretty much every super powered bro in the country into one teamthing. A bit radical. Also a bit socially dumb. She gets ill REALLY easily.
I'm working on revamping this story, HOPEFULLY for the last time. You may notice I've given Jin a pronoun... if you care, her issues with gender are still there, but I won't be bringing them up much at all because... they've become totally irrelevant. Other things are I put Elli's mom in prison and finally abandoned Tee's haircut and inserted some logic into Iggy's existence.
We're getting there.