Tuesday, June 16, 2009

meeeeeme

Sean answers questions... that is, avoids answering.




Before we even start the questions, what’s your name?
SEAN MCAWESOMESHIT

And now:1) What gender are you?
superMAN

2) What is your age?
Older ‘n you. Unless you’re hold and nasty. Then younger n’ you.

3) Do you want a hug?
Not really. ::/

4) Do you have any bad habits?
OBVIOUSLY NOT. All of my habits are awesome ones.

5) What is your favourite food?
You can do fucking anything with noodles, man. It’s like, deliciousness at every turn. ::>

6) What is your favourite ice-cream flavour?
Never had it. ::/ Is there grape-flavored?

7) Are you a virgin?
puhlease

8) Have you killed anyone?
::

9) Do you hate anyone?
WASTE OF ENERGY that could be better spent reveling in how much I rock

10) Do you have any secrets?
No. I am always one hundred percent honest.
… why are you looking at me like that?

11) What is your favorite season?
The part when we’re behind the planet and the sun goes away for halfa month

12) Who is(are) your best friend(s)?
Friends are for faggots. I have a lackey. Also some fish.

13) What are your hobbies?
Putting sharp things in tracheas.

Eating jim’s food, sleeping on jim’s couch, telling jim what to do… I like to read, sometimes, but only when I’m moving

14) What is your favorite drink?
Yeah, lemon’s good too. Alcohol is for pussies.

15) When is your birthday?
I dunno. What? You don’t believe me?

16) What age did you did you die?
I’M NOT DEAD YEEET~ 88D

17) Are you nice or mean?
Stupid words. What is nice and mean, really?

What?

18) Are you social or shy?
These questions are dumb. You’re dumb.

19) What do you think of your parents?
I don’t

20) What’s your weakness?
PSH. I HAVE NO WEAKNESSES.

21) How long can you stay under water?
Why would I wanna know?
bleh. Water sucks. Wet sucks. D’you know what happens to these things when they get wet? *points to antennae*

22) What do you do on a regular day basis?
Work ::]

23) Do you love someone?
Love is for faggots also

24) When was the last time you wet yourself.
> O
>_O

25) What's your favorite band?
music sucks. What? Jim plays the broadcast all the time. Don’ mean I like it.

26) Ever worn a dress?
Pfft. Heh heh heh heh.

27) Willingly?
xxD

28) What do you consider fun in the day-time?
Daytime sucks. ::/ I’ll stay home ‘er sum, if I’m not working.

29) At night?
Ah’ll do everything at night, if I get the choice. ::/ Sun hurts my eyes.

30) Ever kissed anyone?
I feel like you should start wif this one and lead into the sex ‘un.

31) ...Of the same gender?…

Well I wouldn’t have a job if I did, ‘uh?

32) It's clear you're gay.
… hey, c’m over here for a second. Into this dark alley, here. Hn? No, this isn’t a weapon of any sort.

33) What’s you're favourite thing to touch?
lives

34) Anyone loves you?
only person who matters >>]

35) What’s your favourite colour?
Or blue, like my shoes. ::/

36) When was the last time you cried?
::

37) Do you have a pet?
::] I have fish and a memoraken cat.

38) What did you name your pet?
Lesee… *counts fingers* sean jr, sean jr, jim jr, sean jr, jim jr, ellesworth, aaand… sean jr. An’ Prometheus the gimpy cat.

39) Are you crazy?
Why do people keep asking me this? >>/ I’m more sane than all you bitches.

40) What are you?
PROUD MEMBER OF THE CRAZY AWESOME HALFBREED CLUB

41) What’s your nickname?
Lots

42) Do you consider yourself a happy or a down person?.
::D

43) If you were a superhero, you'll be...?
Er, helping old ladies cross the street? >>/ Pfft.

44) Favorite movie?
I once followed this target into a theater and ended up stabbing, like, twenty people to get to her. DUDE IT WAS SO COOL.

45) What is your current occupation?
hitman. Why? You need someone off’d? ::D

46) If you can choose what will it be? A close friend or trusting someone that you know but never seen him?me

47) There is a new song in the radio and you listen to it what will you do?
sing it ::3

48) If you use a weapon what is it?
Whatever I need… I like the sharp ones best. ::>
No, wait. I like solid things that break bones when smacked best, but that takes a lot of muscle my mom didn’t give me. ::[

49) Water, Fire, Wind, Earth, the special elements. Which one you like?
Mandi thinks I’m an earth. Which is interestin’, to say the least.

50) If you have a wish what will it be?
BEH. Wishes are also for also faggots. I want something, I make it happen.…
If I were so ripped that I could break faces with my fists… that would be really sweet. ::/

51)Who is your worst enemy?
::

52)Do you enjoy life?
What the fuck reason would anyone have not to?

53)Your favourite moment with someone you love?
EVERY MOMENT ::D

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