Saturday, June 20, 2009

a text conversation

So I drew this. Then I took a picture on my phone and texted it to lindsay, at which point we exchanged a conversation through text messaging over who would win the battle that would follow this scene - Sean or Killian's ex-gangster buddy Harper. I was amused, I copied it down, and here it is.


SEAN SHOULD NOT RAPE KILLIAN! THIS IS BAD. SOMEONE WILL DIE.

SOMEONE INDEED, BUT WHO?

IM NOT SURE!

EITHER WAY KILLIAN IS LEFT IN QUITE THE UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATION

How would he react? I mean, he doesn't want to be sodimized, but he also doesn't want anyone murdered.

Killian is very good at being understanding of those who do him wrong. That said, he prolly would be rather unhappy with sean

And while he doesn't want sean dead, I'm sure harper is higher on his "plz don't die, srsly" list

Plus, harper probably wouldn't look for kill's permission before murdering sean

Uh, no. No. however he maay feel a twinge of guilt for killian after the fact

Kill wouldn't be too heartbroken if sean's mangled corpse were found in a dumpster weeks later.

Good to know.. What about days later? hours? moments?

However, seand prolly just kill killian right there. Also in a battle to the death, seans got a jim and all harper has is a killian

No way, sean would be a challenge, a possibly not won challenge, but jim would be dead before harper even found out whether or not killian was okay. the man can't even dodge knives in his sleep. puh-leeze.

Ooh, thatd piss sean off. only HE can stab jim while hes asleep!

Well it looks like we have a pretty intense battle here. Harper has many years of rage, plus the h-is-so-angry-i-cant-even-think-of-a-metaphor rage of someone even thinking about possibly touching killian even WITH consent.

Which there was not. and sean has... an extra decade of experience killing people and irritation at losing his jim

Yeah man. Dude this sucks. I'm have a lot of faith in seans assassin abilities, and harper would probably lose, but he would pu up a hell of a fight. Sean would be pretty bloody. And jim-less.

Not really worth the killian rape, in the end. hes gotta plan his sexual offenses more carefully

O sean.

1 comment:

  1. 1. I could easily feel offended and violated that you chose to publicly post my half of a PRIVATE conversation
    2. Did we ever decide who would win that fight?

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